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This page is dedicated to baby jokes and parental humor - because every parent deserves a good laugh!

This Baby Jokes section is updated EVERY WEEK. LIKE our Facebook page and Follow us at Twitter to get daily updates of baby humor, quotes, tips and all sorts of useful baby articles! Let the good times begin! : )


Our article on Naming Your Baby will sort out this problem ;)





This reminds me of our article: You Know You Are A MOM When...

And if you are a dad, don't forget to read what a NewbornHub DAD wrote in response: You Know You Are A DAD when...


And here comes one of our all time favorite baby jokes:






Do check out our new section on motherhood and fatherhood: Being Parent



Here is our Sleep section to help you make a sleep routine.




Being DAD reminds me of this funny(plus true) article by one of our Dad Readers - click here to read his article on You Know You Are A Dad When...




Oh and this reminds me of this funny article: You know you are a mom when...


I'm sure by now you must have read our article on Being Dad, written by a new dad!


Joke aside, read our article on Colic if your baby cries without a reason!



Our article on 5 things you should know about pacifiers is really helpful - give it a quick read.


Oh, the Tooth Fairy here reminds me of Baby Teething - do have a quick read!


Hey mom (or dad!): Did you try making homemade baby-wipes? It's the most easy, fun and money-saving way to make your very own babywipes - that too free from extra chemicals (and you know exactly what you are putting inside them and hence on those little bums). Also, do these articles if your baby is suffering from Diaper Rash or Skin Rash.



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Oh, and this baby cloud in diaper reminds me of our article on diaper rash *scratch scratch*. Click here to read it.









This reminds me...If you are having trouble in making your little one sleep through the night, our Sleep section can really help. I mean really!


One of our most-read articles on Siblings Rivalry: Helping your older child adjust with the new baby.




Oh, and this reminds me of a wonderful article on things you should consider while naming your baby.


Click here to know how to improve your and your baby's sleep.


Explore our Sleep section for all the help you need to put your baby to sleep.


You know you are a mom when... and You know you are a dad when...!



Read our highly informative articles on giving your baby a wonderful bath.






Oh, and if you are expecting a baby and haven't decided on the names yet, our article on Things You Should Keep in Mind While Naming Your Baby is sure to help.






In case you are pregnant, please do have a quick look at Newborn Baby Checklist.


Read our article on Postpartum Depression and how to cure it.



A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3 am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby! :-)




And we do have a really good read on caring for newborn twins.


We also have an excellent article on You Know You Are A Mom When... (and some of our readers contributed too!). You can also add your points to it. Go ahead :-)



Baby Jokes

Woman: I'm 2 months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
Doctor: With any luck, right after it finishes college.


Read here to know more about having triplets.


Keep on visiting this page as well as our Facebook page for a constant dose of baby jokes. You need it! :)


Disclaimer: Please note that this is a contribution page where you can also share some laughs with other mommies (and daddies). Newborn Hub is only responsible for compiling this page, and it does not hold copyrights on the shared humor.


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